Get Rich or Die Trying! (The Most Massive [MINUTES GAME] Ever!) Version 1

by **FefeRawft** Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:17 pm

You start with 500 coins. Everytime you get a new tier, you will be awarded $100 $Cash$. If you go down a tier, you will lose $100 $Cash$. If you go bankrupt, you lose all your $Cash$.

Here are the official rules!:

In this game you gain and lose money. Go bankrupt and your out! This is a minutes game in a seconds game you use the minutes number in your previous post to determine what happens to you next.

You start with 500 coins. Have fun! If a number doesn't make sense read the surronding numbers.

Hobo Status Tier (1-300 coins)

00. Find a coin in the street! +1
01. Buy drugs -60
02. Buy food -40
03. Find a meal +3
04. A kind man gives you money +200
05. Kicked out off a building -17
06. rob a bank +300
07. caught robbing bank -150
08. Wake up with a hang over -30
09. Win something you don't remember entering +80
10. commit suicide -300
11. fail at commiting suicide -150
12. Donate body to science +130
13. Buy a lamp -20
14. Lucky +75
15. Burn your money to stay warm -40
16. Coins don't burn -0
17. get in a fight, win +30
18. get in a fight, lose -30
19. get in a fight, tie +0
20. Find a new job +60
21. Sell newspapers +25
22. Buy some worthless junk -30
23. win a contest +25
24. JINJO -20
25. excepted jinjo +30
26. More drugs -30
27. Nice person gives you money +90
28. check into rehab -50
29. Become a new person +75
30. Pay to fix your carbon box -40
31. Win Lotto +400
32. Invent cool gadget +200
33. Invention blows up -100
34. Find money +90
35. Lose money -40
36. Return lost dog +50
37. hole in your pocket -20
38. Win a beauty pageant +100
39. Second in a beauty pagent +50
40. Third in a beauty pagent +25
41. Last in the pageant +0
42. Get a pet monkey -30
43. Make money off of the pet monkey +60
44. find money in the couch +50
45. lose money to the couch -20
46. OCD and much throw money in all fountains you see -20
47. Steal all the money from a wishing well +160
48. Hit by car while trying to hitchhike -70
49. Moouch off of the government +250
50. Get shot by a random person who hates hobos -70
51. Find buried treasure +120
52. Lose your marbles -15
53. Find more money +40
54. Mow lawns +25
55. Mow more lawns +25
56. Mow even more lawns +25
57. Buy new lawnmower -60
58. you beat captain falcon in a race +200
59. Mugged by other hobos -301

Middle Class Tier (301-600 coins) [a.k.a. retro tier]

00. Nothing +0
01. Eat a meal -10
02. Get food poisoning -20
03. Win a car +80
04. Trip over a rock -10
05. Trip over nothing -5
06. Go on vacation -150
07. Lucky! +400
08. Hit by semi -160
09. Hit by bird poop -10
10. Just cuz -90
11. Just cuz +190
12. step on rake -20
13. bit by snake -30
14. take a nap wake up rich +130
15. waken from nap poorer -40
16. steped on by giant -90
17. nothing +0
18. Lucky! +200
19. lit on fire -150
20. punched -30
21. Falcon Punched -300
22. Get coin Container +250
23. Run over by Landmaster -500
24. Get Coins from a secret place +250
25. Golden hammer -250
26. Goldeen! +00
27. The other pokemon in SSBB! +30
28. except for a bonsly to the face -90
29. Win a video game tournament +100
30. shot twice -140
31. Win lotto +200
32. gernade -130
33. nothing -0
34. drink water +10
35. drink pee -30
36. win cake -70 (the cake wuz a lie)
37. win real cake -70 (all cakes are lies)
38. win chocolate +60
39. win poop -60
40. win sofa +50
41. JINJO -50
42. expected Jinjo +50
43. stubbed toe -20
44. Win lotto +190
45. hit with hammer -50
46. hit with home-run bat -50
47. Win the moon +200
48. that's no moon that's a deathstar -150
49. win cheese +90
50. win garbage -30
51. jump off cliff -330
52. Something -50
53. nothing +100
54. rock -20
55. paper +100
56. scissors -50
57. shot by gun -100
58. Get rich quick (money x2)
59. your dead -1000

Rich Cow Tier (601-1000 coins)

00. Find a coin on the ground +1
01. Pay your taxes -140
02. Buy a car
03. Buy gas for your car -50
04. buy a skatee board -20
05. Become a famous skateboarder +60
06. Break your leg -45
07. Stop whining -30
08. the thingy +10
09. You splurg at the mall -70
10. Find a purse on the ground +50
11. Return the purse +120
12. Get to the Choppa' +0
13. Not another zero +0
14. Run a marathon +0
15. Get sick from running-75
16. Win the marathon +100
17. buy your friends good presents -140
18. buy your friends cruddy gifts -20
19. buy your friends nothing -0
20. but they beat you up -30
21. Become a designated driver +50
22. Crash from drunk driving -70
23. Start a small business +45
24. It is going well +45
25. Still thriving +45
26. Starting to slow down +10
27. Oh no it is failing -30
28. Quit before it is too late -100
29. Lucky +100
30. Unlucky -100
31. Gambling: -3
32. Gambling: +42
33. Gambling: -111
34. Gambling: +58
35. Gambling: -99
36. Gambling: -32
37. Gambling: +47
38. Gambling: +52
39. Gambling: +0
40. Buy stock -30
41. The stock was good +40
42. The stock was bad -40
43. The stock was fantastic +100
44. The stock was uber fail -100
45. Win money on a game show +70
46. Buy a Wii -170
47. Buy Super Smash Brothers Brawl -30
48. Win a video game tournament +60
49. Win a wrestling tournament +40
50. Build an addition to your house. -120
51. Win a house +200
52. Just cuz -150
53. just cuz +150
54. Give money to hobo -50
55. Win small lotto +100
56. Give to charity -150
57. Find out your money is couterfeit -200
58. Win another lotto +300
59. Your money was stolen by a leprachaun. Serves you right for making fun of that midget.-500

Bill Gates Tier (1000+ coins)

00. Give money to charity -50
01. Taxes -400
02. Give money to charity -75
03. Tax rebate +200
04. Give money to charity -100
05. Taxes -200
06. Give money to charity -1
07. Tax rebate +just kidding
08. Give money to charity -2
09. buy a cake -20
10. Give money to charity -3
11. buy a five star dinner -50
12. Give money to charity -4
13. Buy a car -200
14. Give money to charity -5
15. Buy gas -200
16. Give money to charity -6
17. Win video game tournament +20
18. Give money to charity -7
19. Freatured in a magazine +30
20. Give money to charity -8
21. Free gift from friends +20
22. Give money to charity -9
23. Parents are sick -120
24. Give money to charity -10
25. Celebrety friends give you a gift +100
26. Give money to charity -11
27. Lucky! +150
28. Give money to charity -12
29. You got sick -90
30. Give money to charity -13
31. You realize this tier is messed up +20
32. Give money to charity -14
33. Collect intrest +200
34. Give money to charity -15
35. Find a coin on the street +1
36. Give money to charity -20
37. Find a rock on the street +0
38. Give money to charity -30
39. Sent to jail and pay bail -200
40. Give money to charity -40
41. Taxes -60
42. Give money to charity -50
43. Business success +90
44. Give money to charity -60
45. credit card bill -150
46. Give money to charity -70
47. buy food -30
48. Give money to charity -80
49. mugged -90
50. Give money to charity -90
51. Good luck with keeping your money here. +0
52. Give money to charity -100
53. Win Nobel prize +300
54. Give money to charity -250
55. Credit cards +200
56. Give money to charity -500
57. Win lotto +700
58. Give money to charity -1000
59. Stock market crash -9001